the-internet-addict:

futurefantastic:

it’s always kinda bothered me that July through November spell JASON on a calendar

It took me along time to understand this post, I’m a fucking idiot

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

    Customer:How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
    Dancer:You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

hauntedhues:

[INTENSITY INTENSIFIES]

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone


erdalinci:

Stumblers ver2 , Istanbul , 2014

    Parents:Don't forget to make us proud
    Friends:Don't forget to socialize
    Teachers:Don't forget to get A's
    Strangers:Don't forget to blend in
    Opposite sex:Don't forget to look good
    Society:Don't forget to be perfect
    Tumblr:Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
    Tumblr:But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

image

nice try bing

scroogled

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb


erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post


perrytheteenagegirl:

I made more.